BiG lasses

For a long time, I've tried and failed to find this favourite photo of mine that I had for years then lost. In a shop in York, my girlfriend was browsing through hundreds of photo's on the wall and called me over laughing her big head off at one in particular. I couldn't believe it. Big glasses are not just about Deidre Barlow.

Thong snapped

Finally got a photo of the thong man who insists on running back and forwards along the beach. He must be running away from his red underpants blowing in the wind.

Yeah I know

I dug out this photo from last year, I spotted this fella keeping Little Britain tidy and looking like you know who.

Merton, I've got news for you, get some new chums

Monday night I went to see Paul Merton with his 'Improv Chums'. Nomally I wouldn't go anywhere with Chums in the title. Almost the same as the set I watched at the Sage with Phil Jupitas in March but not as funny. That large fella Mike McShane from Whose Line was there. My ice cream was nice but the man to my left smelt, if you're reading this, get a shower you tramp.

Ironing is for real men

Completing the Iron Man Triathlon in Lanzarote was an amazing achievement..........but not for me. It was hard enough watching it in the sun but imagine the competitors having to endure a 2.4 mile swim in the sea, 112 mile bike ride and a 26 mile marathon. Not for wimps, they started at 7AM and were still coming in at midnight as we watched from a restaurant on The Strip. The photo is of the winner Bert Jammaer from Belgium who did it in 8hrs 59.

Maybe he had crabs

While I was running along the beach, I saw an old man running as well, only he was dressed in a thong. Unfortunatley I didn't have my phone with me to take a photo. Here's a photo of the amazing beach I sometimes run along though. Who needs to be on holiday?

Whose Wipe is it Anyway?

Stayed in an 'organic hotel' in Grasmere, Lake District at weekend, good views of the Pennines and room was great. I was a bit dubious about the toilet paper, looked like (and felt like) it had been recycled, wonder who used it before me? I asked the hotel manager if the food had been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals, he said no you'll have to do that yourself. The photo I took is of Grasmere lake. "The loveliest spot that man hath ever found".