UK is not mere

You don't need to go abroad when you have the Lake District. This amazing photo I took on my phone in Buttermere at the weekend.

Gingerbed

Visited Menorca for the first time, a beautiful island but full of large people and ginger people from the UK. I was looking out for Mick Hucknall on a sunbed.

Sean Hughes 10 years on

Good to see comedian Sean Hughes back on tour, went to see him performing in the same place I went to see him about 10 years ago. He looks the same, much like me I suppose.

Doormen don't have a sense of humour

How dare the doorman tell us to be quiet at the comedy club the other night, aren't you supposed to laugh! The time before that, one of the comedians took the huff because no-one was laughing!

Pigs can't escape

Another pig got a roasting at Hayley & Staff's BBQ. Pease pudding, a bun and some pig, better than a bog standard spit roast.

Photo Plop

Check out the new Photo Plop web page.

Back from Cyprus

Cyprus is a beautiful place, visited some villa's for sale. Missed a certain person though. I see her in my dreams, see her in my shadow.