I’ve blogged the Greggs institution before and suggested it’s becoming the staple diet of the North East but maybe I’m wrong. Maybe it’s about to become international as I noticed that there’s an outlet directly opposite Newcastle Central Station where so many of our international visitors must arrive. But imagine their surprise and bewilderment to be greeted by a pigeon pasty. This store has bullet proof type glass in it too, just for making those visitors feel extra safe in the early hours. So what next for Greggs?
- The 18-30 Greggs holiday?
- Greggs airlines with the famous logo on the tail?
- Greggs Airline food?
- Greggs branded flip flops?
- Greggs drop-in medical centre?
- Greggs PHD’s?
- Greggs phones with a free HOTline?
- Greggs haircuts (in the style of a lattice pasty)
- Greggs crèches (for obsessed obese kids)
- THE PIGEON PASTY
1 comment:
Brilliant post as always Ian! Hope life is sweet.
Cheers
David
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