Monday 6 September 2010

Putting the pasty amonst the pigeon


I’ve blogged the Greggs institution before and suggested it’s becoming the staple diet of the North East but maybe I’m wrong. Maybe it’s about to become international as I noticed that there’s an outlet directly opposite Newcastle Central Station where so many of our international visitors must arrive. But imagine their surprise and bewilderment to be greeted by a pigeon pasty. This store has bullet proof type glass in it too, just for making those visitors feel extra safe in the early hours. So what next for Greggs?

  • The 18-30 Greggs holiday?
  • Greggs airlines with the famous logo on the tail?
  • Greggs Airline food?
  • Greggs branded flip flops?
  • Greggs drop-in medical centre?
  • Greggs PHD’s?
  • Greggs phones with a free HOTline?
  • Greggs haircuts (in the style of a lattice pasty)
  • Greggs crèches (for obsessed obese kids)
  • THE PIGEON PASTY

1 comment:

David Hall said...

Brilliant post as always Ian! Hope life is sweet.

Cheers
David